Hosea the Suri alpaca

Porthos the Percheron cross

Watch for additional animals in the future...

Neum the Julianna mini pig

Sariah the goose

Linus the bearded dragon

Pick a chicken or two (and sometimes a rooster)

Chicks, goslings, ducklings, and poults are all in the small animal category, when they are available.

Animals That Stay Home 

These are animals you can only see at GEE Funny Farm.  

They are not good travelers or they need a special area for interaction.

Cultivating Your Critter I.Q.

These are animals we rarely use in presentations, but you might see them on the hayride

at GEE Funny Farm, plus you may see some small and medium sized animals not used in the presentation.

Small Animals that Travel

(we can pack them into our pickup, we don't need a trailer)....

Medium Animals that Travel

(we don't need a trailer)....

Large Animals that Travel

(we DO need a trailer)....

GEE Funny Farm Animals

Some animals travel and some don't.  Some animals are used in presentations and some animals are only seen on the GEE Funny Farm Hayride.  Any animals that travel may be used in presentations on the Farm.  Here are our animals.

Animals that Travel

(they can also be seen when you visit the Farm)

Omni the sugar glider

(Omni can sometimes visit indoor facilities)

Jude the LaMancha goat

Boaz the Flemish giant bunny

Peacocks and/or peahens

Animals We Have Loved and Lost

MacCaffrey the Shetland ewe

Dorcas and Erastus the emus

Liahona the llama

Keturah the Navajo churro sheep

D'Artagnan the mini horse (28")

Priscilla the Nigerian dwarf goat

Isaac and Asimov, the parrots

Premium Animals

This is a new category with animals that people don't often get to interact with. They require larger travel cages, and/or

special equipment, and, sometimes, special environments. and cost extra...but they are worth it!

 Athos the Quarter horse


Animals in Training

Naomi the LaMancha cross goat

Benjamin the rat

Amos our crazy Border collie

Eunice the emu

Aramis the mini horse (38")

Moses the mini donkey (36")

Paul the hedgehog

Noah the chinchilla

Mary the Patagonian mara

Levi the short-tailed opossum


Gid the Boer cross goat (2004-2015)

Clancy the Bennett wallaby (2000-2014)

Shiloh the cherry head tortoise

Shiblon the Angora goat

Nephi the Huacaya alpaca

Lydia, our Southern flying squirrel

Abinadi the llama

Gabriel the Shetland sheep


Ruth the Dutch rabbit

Cornelius the pygmy cross buck

Abish the 2-toed sloth

a heritage turkey

We work hard with our veterinarians to keep our animals healthy, but sometimes they still pass away due to health issues or old age.  It is always difficult because we love them. 

Abish the green aracari (2008-2015)

Shadrach the prairie dog (2002-2011)

Mercer the barn cat

Zipporah the Nubian goat

​(sometimes you can milk her)

Abel the babydoll sheep

Lizzy the bearded dragon


 Obadiah the Oberhasli goat


Kids (baby goats) and lambs are in the medium animal category, when they are available.

Tabitha the Bennett wallaby